Monday, September 24, 2018

Border Bound

Progress north would be very dependent on availability of campsites during this holiday weekend!  The first day’s KOA in Bowling Green Bowling Green KOA only had a site for 1 night, so Theresa searched for something further north for the following day.  None of the KOAs in the target area had any openings. She then called a campground just east of Dayton, OH and the lady replied “sure we can fit you in!” Theresa asked “do I need to make a reservation?” She replied “nope we have plenty of sites, just come on in”.  The plan was to stay there for 2 nights and resume the trip north after the holiday when more sites would be available.


Upon arriving at the KOA is was too late to visit the corvette museum in Bowling Green Ky,, maybe in the morning.  Theresa made multiple loops around the camp grounds as she walked Grandpa to get her 10k steps. This was a self imposed criteria before any wine could be poured.  This was the first day to resume alcohol consumption after completing a 34 day no alcohol challenge with her sister Dorothy! Just before dinner the cork was popped and the celebratory glass was poured!  Cheers.



In the morning the team elected to head straight to the next campground to beat others who may also arrive and take the non reserved sites for the holiday weekend.  This ment no stopping at the corvette museum.


On the way to the Poor Farmers campground Poor Farmers RV, the Tireminder alerted Low pressure on one of the RV tires.  That will have to be addressed at the campsite!


The campground was on a midwest farm setting, and surprisingly had lots of room!  The camp fee of $28 per night was for water and 50 amp service, no sewer was available.  The toad was unhooked and the Smitanic was backed into a very grassy site. The ground was a bit soft so the air leveling was used instead of the jacks.  On Theresa’s first lap around the campground she not only toured the seasonal sections who’s grounds are self maintained as well as the temporary sites with trailers and fifth wheels scattered about on the lush green fields.  Only an occasional “hey” & wave were shared with the few campers who braved the sweltering outdoor temps.  



Theresa was confused that 6 or so sites that displayed the confederate flag proudly along with the American flag this labor Day weekend.  This place was well north of the Mason-Dixon Line, oh well! Camp fires burned 24-7 as events of the weekend unfolded. First there was a steak & potato dinner, all you needed is pay $12 and bring a side to the converted sheep barn now set up for the feast.  The steaks were tasty and there was plenty of homemade delights to satisfy the palate.  




That evening in between rain surges the locals (young and old) demonstrated their testosterone levels with a tractor pull that went on until the 11pm quiet hour.


The Tractor pull had multiple classes / divisions.  There were vintage tractors, there were cub cadet lawn tractors, there were single cylinder diesel tractors.  Each tractor made a run at the distance without exceeding the posted max speed for that heat. The first max speed was 2 mph.  The art is in getting the sled moving and maintaining momentum as the sled gained weight durning the distance. The tractor that went the furthest before tires slipped or engine could no longer support the resistance and shut down was awarded top prize for that heat.







The next day Kevin took out the portable air compressor to try to put air in the low inside duellie on the drivers side. The pressure of 106 was reached so it would be checked in the next morning prior to departure.  In the afternoon, a dog obstacle course for dogs was set up. Theresa took Grandpa through each of the courses challenges. He did remarkably well due to the dog treats provided at each obstacle. The evening’s labor day event was a parade featuring local decorated golf carts and bicycles as well as pedestrians traveling throughout the park.  





The AM tire pressure was the same 106 as the night before.  What a relief! Must have been a slow leak from the tireminder cap.  
A camper from across the way came over from her Air stream and introduced herself as Nancy.  She said “I’m new at this lifestyle, I sold my house and bought this Airstream, this is my first trip... My work is mobile... I am looking for any hints and tips from folks I meet”.

Theresa explained how she and kevin would work remotely from the RV and suggested she may want to get a good hotspot (att sucks in the mid-west),  Kevin walked over to her rig with his discerning eye and began to spew out he’s expertise. He noted that her new truck was more than adequate to pull the Airstream. He suggested she may want to get tireminders for the tires and a surge protector for shore power.  She was like a sponge soaking up every word, thankful for the sage’s wisdom.
Kevin also assessed the best exit strategy and asked if Nancy could move her truck, she of course was more than willing to accommodate.  A left exit was made rounding a narrow path leading to a flat stretch where the toad could be attached. The Smitanic was off for the final US destination.

Roads were beat up and rough with lots of construction all the way around Detroit.  An announcement on the radio news station revealed that there was a stoppage of the repairs due to a ongoing labor dispute.  Thankfully the northbound lanes were not as affected as the detour on the southbound side.
The new destination was selected with two main criteria 1. it had to be relatively close to the US Canadian border and 2. needed to be able to get a storage unit in order to store all of Theresa‘s contraband a.k.a. wine and alcohol and free the Jeep of Kevin’s remote control airplanes.  (Canada only allows 2 bottles of alcohol to come with visitors.) The Emmett KOA in Michigan met the criteria. It was within 1 day’s drive, assuming no border issues and there was a mini storage within 15 miles that could be rented for 1 mo.




The camp staff was less than helpful upon check-in as we waited for the promised escort who just told us to go ahead to the site.  The turns were tight and lined with large trees and rocks. Kevin managed to squeeze into the ‘lakefront’ site barely missing the sewer line.  All systems were connected for the 2 night stay. The water hookup took the complete length of the RV hose and the cable connection was a totally separate location.  All the hoses and lines were a rats nest by the time all were connected.

It was still fairly early so there would be plenty of time to load up the Jeep with the contraband and get it safely stored.  The project was completed in under 1 hour with 2 reserve bottles allocated for the next 2 nights. The site had a nice propane grill, so steaks were on the menu for the evening.  The next day, Theresa made multiple loops around the shaded campground that included a small lake with a nice beach with large water  toys and path around it. It took 3-4 laps to get to her 10k step daily goal! Cleaning and prep for the entry into Canada were made as Kevin rested up for the next days drive!  After all, a granddaughter awaited the grandparents’ arrival.







An early departure of 9am, was made in anticipation of any border delays.  The decision to stop in London, ON or continue on to the Toronto campsite would be made after the crossing.

At last at Port Huron, MI! The $12 bridge toll was paid for the 5 axles (3 on RV and 2 on the Toad).  Next was border patrol. Kevin handed the officer both passengers passports. The officer asked “how long will you be here,... where are you going?...do you have any weapons?...how much alcohol are you transporting?”  Kevin truthfully replied to all questions (thankfull that contraband was safely stored in the US). The officer handed back the passports and gave the official “You May proceed.” Miles changed to kilometers and highway numbers changed as well as the predominate flag was now the red maple leaf.  The RV did not have a dual odometer for kmph so Theresa did a quick conversation app to review those calculations. The Canadian roads seemed in far better condition than in the US, however expansion construction was everywhere, in preparation for the booming future! Defiantly an economy on the rise!
Theresa called the final Toronto destination of Cedar Beach RV Cedar Beach RV Resort campground to see if coming in a day early was an option.   Yes indeed the Smitanic could arrive early. yeah! Theresa was bursting with anticipation of getting her arms wrapped around that grand baby, ASAP!  It was onward to Toronto, no need to stop in London as the border crossing was easy and swift.


A main road on the way to the campground had a 3 block section was under construction it was torn down to the dirt and was a muddy mess as the weight of the Smitanic packed it down. The entrance to the campground was gated and congested with cars and delivery vehicles trying to make a quick entry/exit.  Theresa checked in and was given the assigned site. The roads in the campground were barely wide enough for 1 car yet a class A motorhome. Kevin gingerly managed each turn rocking back and forth to dodge trees and posts, finally settling into the site as guided by Theresa. Another couple in a travel trailer was just exiting an adjacent site and commented “this site is better, you should see if you can switch “.  Theresa called the office to inquire about the move to a more desirable spot but alas it was not available. The site was a mix of gravel and dirt so the boards were brought out to go under the jacks for a more stable surface. The jacks were brought down and stored items needed for the 2 week stay were removed from the lower bays. Grill, chairs, rugs, water hook up, sewer hookup and wagon were distributed about the site.  Theresa then looked at the power post that included the site #. It was 25, “crap, we are on the wrong site! We have site 23.” She broke the news to Kevin, then made yet another call to the office to see if site 25 (adjacent to site 23) was an option for the stay. Nope, strike 2. The jacks were brought back up and the boards removed. Luckily the sites across the drive were empty so they could be used to maneuver The Smitanic into its assigned spot which was just a tad longer than site 25.  The front mirror of the RV was just barely inside the paved drive to the front and the rear hitch just cleared the drive in the back of the RV. So much for the claim of being “big rig friendly”.

Once the jacks were deployed again, the electric, water and sewer were hooked up.  Slides came out, camp rug was placed over a mixed gravel and dirt to minimize tracking into the RV (mainly by Grandpa, he can’t help it!).  The chairs and grill all found a spot. Time for a beverage!






Next it was time to explore what the facility had to offer.  A nice pool that also had a jacuzzi! However it was closed on Labor Day!  2 tennis courts which Theresa spies via google maps had lines marked for pickleball, yeah!  Several volleyball areas as well as a large horse shoe pits. There was a walkway thru a massive grassy area that was used for tent camping during the peak season with lots of planned activities for youth and adults.  Of course after Labor Day all that was done! The walkway continued thru a tunnel under the road to the beach access and a lakefront restaurant! The lake was quite sizable and had houses with docks lining its shores. The beach and the restaurant were empty guessing due to it was after Labor Day.  Bad timing!

Returning back to the RV, the anxious grandparents called Kiehl and Madison to coordinate a trip in the Jeep into Toronto to retrieve them and Collins for a week of Glamping in the Smitanic

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Red Bay Repairs

The email list from Wanda that came out on Thursday had the Smitanic at #10 in line for full service bay.  While waiting, an appt. at Bay diesel on Friday for normal yearly service was performed without any surprises.  It was half the cost of other places!


The weekend was sweltering in the high 90s, so inside hibernation tasks such as laundry, cooking, FaceTime with Collins and binge watching occupied the time.  Monday came and went without a call from Wanda. Finally on Tuesday at 7:10AM, Wanda instructed the Smitanic to report to bay 33! The crew quickly prepared the interior of the RV for the slides to be retracted and the exterior water, sewer and power were disconnected.  Within 15 min the Smitanic was pulling around to the 30 something bays! Both Kevin and Theresa had forgotten the assigned bay number. So Theresa went to the only one that was open to validate yes bay 33. Doug and Shane made quick introductions and then it was straight to the review of the items on the punch list.(see below)  The Smitanic was in good hands so it was off to the customer service lounge (dog friendly side) to wait.

Smitanic punch list

  • Adjust PS front slide - Rubber slide squeegee partially torn off, steel trim loose, floor bowed
  • IR for remotes not working with door closed
  • Mobile eye being blocked by wiper
  • DS BR slide out of sync
  • Sleep number bed does not hold air
  • Rear air does not cool Freezes up
  • Jack’s level but say we’re on a slope
  • Water dripping into front cupboard under navigation system
  • Bedroom drawer under tv not closing
  • Bottom drawer in closet not closing
  • Basement door ahead of wet bay catches when opening
  • Gap in ps slide under refrigerator
  • Step cover rattles when fully extended
  • Bulge in carpet in BR slide
  • Bottom long drawer in BR
  • Long slide on PS topper droops and retains water


By noon several items were addressed and by the end of the day only a few items remained.  Doug held a long screw that was discovered in the rear BR slide using a telescopic camera. This was the source of that slide issue. The next day would be another 7am report to bay 33.



On Wednesday, Shane and Doug went right to work on the remaining issues.  Two of the issues could not be duplicated. The rear air conditioner worked flawlessly and the one side of the sleep number bed seemed to hold air.  Those 2 items were noted in case they fail after the warranty period, they would still be covered.  While other punch list items were being resolved, Theresa took Grandpa for a short walk to Mississippi just .5 miles away. About 3 more loops around the campground and service area would be needed to meet her 10k daily steps requirement.




By the 3pm checkin all items that could be performed in the full service bay were completed!  Back to the campsite to wait for the AV guys to come to the site to address the remote IR issues.

Early Thursday AM the AV guys knocked at the door.  The IR issue was well known and thus had a known/simple solution.  Within 30 minutes it was addressed! Yay done! Not so fast .... Kevin was sitting on the bed organizing for the departure when he noticed Theresa’s side of the sleep number had lost its inflation again.  Theresa promptly returned back to the guys at bay 33. They would finish up the current RV in the bay and then call the Smitanic back to replace the air mattress insert on the malfunctioning side of the bed.  About 1pm Kevin got the call to return it Bay 33.

As Shane disassembled the bed and remove the now slightly deflated air mattress insert, Doug went to the parts department to retrieve a replacement.  As the defective air mattress was detached from the air hose supply, Theresa noticed O-rings that sealed the hose connection. She mentioned to Shane that perhaps like on scuba tanks those may have gone bad!  Both did an inspection of the o-rings as Shane proclaimed he was preparing to get certified for a scuba trip he had planned in 2019. Theresa chimed right in with “Kevin is an Instructor “. Well then Shane had all sorts of questions and Kevin was happy to supply his Scuba expertise.  Doug returned with the air mattress and asked if the bed size was a Carolina, regular or California King? There was no clue nor markings on the mattress. Doug then took the now completely deflated mattress with him to parts and returned with the announcement that it was a California King.  Who knew? By 2:30 the bed was inflated to a firm 100 setting. A good night sleep will test if the issue is resolved. A downpour started just as the Smitanic returned to site 9. Theresa did not mind getting soaked as she set up the power and water for the coach. She was thrilled that they would be able to exit the next day!

That evening planning the next days departure was the focus.  Several options on meeting up with Kiehl, Madz and Collins were discussed as their pending work and location change was still not settled.  The easiest solution was to point the Smitanic towards Toronto and have the grandbaby and parents join Grandpa for a bit of Canadian glamping. The challenge would be to find an open site during this holiday long weekend or just stay at camp Red Bay until Monday. Anxious to get on the road Theresa would consult RVParky to see what she could find heading north.  


The remaining outdoor items including rugs, chairs and grill were prepared and stowed. In breaking down the new Coleman road master grill, Theresa’s thumb got pinched in the legs as the grill collapsed. Not a smart move! Luckily she wore a thumb ring that absorbed the impact and unfortunately busted. One of the small diamonds also popped out. After a brief search, surprisingly she was able to find the diamond on the loosely paved site! She then stored it in a baggy for future repair.




On Friday Kevin & Theresa returned to bay 33 to report the mattress held, however the jacks still report that the coach was on a slope even at the site.  “We’d have to have Mechanical techs look at that, let’s see if we can get you in.” All marched over to the mechanical bay to discover a very long queue for service.  One of the senior techs indicated that sites 1-20 frequently get that error. He suggested that if the Smitanic was 4ft back that perhaps the error would go away. He also offered to come to the site to have a look as an alternative to waiting in the queue.  Kevin agreed to try a slight move of the RV to see if that would solve the error. Back to the coach the adjustment was made and sadly it did not change the error. The next thought was to attempt the jack deployment on a known flat surface. Kevin pulled the RV to the cement RV washing area and repeated the test, unfortunately with the same result.  Crap. Kevin went back to the mechanical bay and returned with a service tech, Sequoyah who was one of the first techs ever met at Red Bay many years ago. He quickly punched a few buttons to adjust the auto jack deployment to be less sensitive and said “that should do it!”. Kevin crossed his fingers and repeated the test with no error! Yes all was resolved, it was now time it check out of the service department then campground.  Karen Timbs was covering the check out desk so the 2 satisfied customers would greet this familiar face to complete the needed paperwork. Since all work performed was under the first year warranty the bill was a big round ZERO! A final hug from Karen and it was off to check out with a ZERO bill there as well! Tiffin is awesome!

The coordinates for the only open site found at a KOA in Bowling Green, KY on this Friday of Labor Day weekend were entered into the RVs gps and the redundant Magellan dash top gps.  The toad was connected and the travelers waved goodbye to Red Bay, AL.